Omg….
Whoaaaa mannnn
Ahhhhhhh… Interesting.
Doh.
I am an idiot.
Total fan of both series.
when first
i encountered
your fire
i was afraid
you would burn me
but the next time
i encountered
your fire
i prayed
you would consume me
and leave
no trace
behind.
Love this.
From what I understand, belief in a “God” is more of a personal feeling than anything else. Almost as if there’s a fear to acknowledge we’re on our own. I don’t have that feeling - I never really did. So when I finally lost the last vestiges of my Catholic faith, I thought I’d feel bereft but I…
Amen
;)
I would really like to not tear up every few minutes … Make me laugh!
Please
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Oscar Wilde.
Life is for living.
Smile. It’s infectious.
Laugh. Give us all a giggle.
Live. As long as you can.
And if all else fails.
Open a bottle of wine and enjoy :)
Miracle child
A man and woman went to the doctor to investigate why they were having difficulty conceiving. After performing a number of tests, the doctor called the couple into the office to discuss the results.
The doctor did her best to explain the problem in the simplest terms possible. She informed them that the wife had a deficiency in her passage, and if she were to have a child, it would be a miracle.
The husband, who had been getting a lot of pressure about producing an heir, and who had been worried that it was “his fault”, couldn’t wait to share the news with his pals and family down the pub.
Beer and relief are a heady mixture, and he announced to anyone who would listen:
“She has a fish in her passage and if she were to have a child it would be a mackerel”.
Joke, as told by my mother.
Makes me laugh every time :)
